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The Strategic Nuclear Moose! 2/19/12

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And God said: let them have beer!

Welcome Fallout lovers to the one and only Strategic Nuclear Moose! The Nukapedian cantina that doesn't discriminate, whether you be ghoul, super mutant, or our deities, the brahmin overlords! So huddle around, grab a slightly radioactive beer, and tell of your wasteland tales!

Huddle around the campfire

Are you the type of wastelander that's been living under a rock in fear of being eaten alive by radroaches and molerats? Looking for a place to catch up on what's going on in the wasteland around you? Or maybe you're just looking for a little company that actually has skin and functional bowels? If so, grab a chair or wench and join us around the campfire! Just be warned, you never know what you might find and hear in this bootlegging sanctuary of ours.

  • Ever have feral ghouls wander in while you're watching a movie?
  • Have you heard? News from the Australian wastes is that there might be a bit o' trouble out that-a-way. Always thought they were mighty strange folks, always riding around on those mutated wallabys.
  • What's that you say? Ah! Survived a 9mm bullet to the ol' brainpan, you say! Guess you haven't heard about that Marie over in the corner over there surviving a .44 between the eyes then.
  • Seems we have one of them marathons going on right now. They're even giving out those bobbleheads for the die hard collectors.
  • Haven't you ever noticed that it seems like everyone you ever find out in schools in the wastes are fucked in some way or another? Seems like the government wants a piece of that action also.
  • Gun and armour just aren't protecting you from the dangers of the wastes? Hideout constantly being raided by Vault dwellers and Couriers? Then let's take a trip down to the basement and see about finding you what you need. [1] [2] [3]

Meet the patrons

Marcus

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The father of Wasteland philosophy

Ask Marcus

— Answer to all your problems

Ask Marcus constitutes a philosophical answer concerning all of life's unanswerable questions. Questions such as where do we come from? What are we? And where are we going? Questions without a proper answer can all be replied with two simple words - Ask Marcus.

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Pilgrim

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So yeah, we're basically waiting on someone to die...

Making a living off the wastes of New Aegre is a difficult proposition for anyone; luckily, Pilgrim isn't just anyone. Join him, his surrogate father El, and his adopted brother Leo, as they traverse the wastes in pursuit of happiness, home, and cold hard cash.

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Father Fate

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You think doing this is easy? Well then, come up here. No, go on, you seem to be sure you can do it better!

Deciding all that has happened, is happening, and ever will happen, is a laborious and unpleasant task. For the first time in humanity's history, one man's fate will be decided by others; well before his time. Follow the tale of the Hunter and his companions in Texas, 2301, and give the unresting diety of Fate some well earned time off. I mean, how hard can determining one man's actions be? Couldn't hurt to find out...
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Gauzz the Entertainer

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Best entertainment, at our house

— The Aces Theater

Welcome, welcome to the Strategic Nuclear Moose segment of the Aces Theatre! The best shows performed in the breadth of the Mojave Wasteland! Comedy, songs, we got it all here at the Aces Theater!

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Bounties

Looking for a little entertainment? Then check out the bounty board!

The Think Tank

Are you the yella-bellied boot licking egg-head type of fellow that has his fancy tickled by a good debate? Look no further!

  • Poll #1 - Which is your favorite Fallout pet? Winner: Roxie with 6 votes.
  • Poll #2 - Would you like to have a Karaoke night here? Yes:10|No:5
  • Poll #3 -
    If you were to be mutated, which would you prefer to be?
     
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    The poll was created at 02:51 on February 21, 2012, and so far 82 people voted.

The SNM Gauntlet

Has your entire life revolved around showing everyone that you are #1? Then show us your skills and crush all those who oppose you!

Major Tom
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The Karaoke Corner

Pressures of the wasteland getting to you? Just lost your wife due to derelict medical machinery? (Too soon?) Hop on over to the the Karaoke corner then, grab a mic, put on a tune, and sing us the blues!

Spend the night

Lost track of the time and now there's cazadores prowling outside? Pull out your sleeping bag and enjoy the entertainment!

Watch some television

Packing it up

Thank you for visiting the Strategic Nuclear Moose and we will be looking forward to seeing you again! Make sure to leave us some feedback in the navbar below before you leave as there will be a new one with every edition!

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